ERROR 404: Not Found - Manhood is missing!

Is your buddy missing a pair? Lacking a backbone? Well, now there’s a way to warn the world—introducing the "404: Not Found" Boxers, the ultimate gag gift for that friend who needs an urgent software update on his masculinity.

These boxers are soft (software) for his hardware that’s… well… missing in action. Perhaps we should check with his ex? Hey, at least they’re comfy! Made from breathable, antimicrobial fabric, these bad boys will keep him fresh if they ever find it... Perhaps they are in his wife's purse? .

✅ 92% polyester, 8% spandex – because flexibility is key.
✅ Vibrant colors – to distract from his lack of... presence.
✅ Quick-drying fabric – for those sweaty moments of indecision.
✅ Ultimate comfort – because... It's comfort! 

Care Instructions (Not That He’ll Follow Them)

🚫 Do not dry clean (Duh...).
🚫 Do not iron 
✅ Tumble dry low (just like his risk-taking abilities).
✅ Machine wash cold (to match the friend's heart that gave it to him).

*Available in all sizes but SMALL size is the best seller! 

Perfect for birthdays, holidays, or as a passive-aggressive gift for that guy in your friend group. Get a pair today, because some men just weren't programmed for bravery.